And like sharks smelling blood, each housewife approaches Brandi one-by-one to find out what went down with the morally corrupt Faye.
“I was trying to have a conversation with Marisa, and then Faye comes and puts her big fat f*****g d**k on the table,” Brani recalls, reviving my favorite Real Housewives metaphor of all time. (Unless Faye really does have a penis, which honestly wouldn’t be that surprising.)
Kim & Kyle Love A Good Mystery
Speaking of “surprises,” detectives Kim and Kyle Richards team up to figure out what’s really going on at Lisa Vanderpump‘s housewarming party. “Why is there a priest?” they ask. “Look at the heart! Is it Valentine’s Day? Somebody’s getting married.”
I swear, nothing gets by those two.
Yolanda’s Case Of The Ex
Meanwhile, Yolanda deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for the way she acts around husband David Foster and his ex-wife Linda. When Lisa asks if the former couple is “good together,” Yolanda replies, “Yeah. … I made them be good together.”
Growing lemons, mending fences, fighting Faye… Is there anything Yolanda can’t do?
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— Andy Swift
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