Apparently Cartman thinks Gisele Bundchen looks like a man. We’re not sure who he’s looking at, but in this new South Park promo for the season 19 premiere, he jokes that he’s going to “Tom Brady this thing,” when given detention — meaning talk his way from four days of detention, to one day… to no days.
Ok, so the Tom Brady part of this is pretty funny. In the teaser posted Sept. 14, the brat we all know as Cartman gets really mad at South Park Elementary after he gets four days detention.
“You know what, guys? I’m gonna Tom Brady this thing,” he says to his friends. “I’m gonna say, ‘You’re not giving me four days of detention! You’re only giving me one!’ No, to hell with that! ‘You’re going to give me NO days of suspension!” While that part is definitely entertaining as can be, this part is a little odd: “And then I’m gonna go home and f—k my hot wife, who’s not even that hot… kinda look like a dude!”
Wait a minute, how could he possibly be saying that Gisele looks like a dude? She is SO pretty! Anyways, of course the episode will discuss what became known as “Deflate Gate” — Roger Goodell suspended Tom for four games for allegedly using under-inflated footballs in the AFC Championship Game. However, the QB appealed and the judge overturned the decision, causing pretty much everyone to flip out.
It’s no surprise that South Park is tackling this. Comedy Central also revealed they’d be speaking about Caitlyn Jenner in the premiere as well, which is titled “Stunning an dBrave.” We don’t know what they’ll say, but we can assume we’ll be talking about it the next day.
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