I’m grateful for the Dec. 1 episode of Vanderpump Rules because before tonight, I never knew it was possible to motorboat someone’s crotch. According to Jax and Scheana, Katie cheated on Tom Schwartz by pushing her face in between an unidentified actor’s legs.
Let’s rewind a bit, though. Before Katie got thrown under the bus, Tom Schwartz adopted a puppy in an effort to delay marriage talks with Katie. Unfortunately, she imagined the puppy being their ring bearer. (Mission failed, Tom!)
Later, their relationship got tested when Jax started spreading rumors that Katie cheated. We all know how Jax likes to twist the truth, but Scheana claimed she saw the entire incident go down. Unfortunately, they wouldn’t name which actor got motorboated. If we had to guess, though, we’d like to imagine it being Zac Efron or Gregg Sulkin. And instead of Katie doing the motorboating, it’d be me. (Just saying.)
When Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz and Jax joined Katie for brunch, they grilled her on the alleged incident. In fact, while Jax verbally attacked Katie, Tom Schwartz just sat there and called her “Bubby” a few times. Or maybe he was saying “Booby.” Either way, it’s totally not cute.
Katie stormed off, but Tom Schwartz ran after her. Yet instead of sticking up for his girlfriend, he told her she was “instigating” the whole thing. (He’s a keeper!)
Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump hired Stassi to be her stylist for a photo shoot. Lisa posed for the cover of some random magazine, and while she figured Stassi would love to put the experience on her resume, the former New Yorker acted totally ungrateful.
Stassi felt as though Lisa should have been thanking her for her work and not treating her like an assistant. After Lisa watches Stassi’s interviews from this week’s episode, however, we don’t presume she’ll be hiring her back any time soon.
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